The Poem for July

Apologies to the Bard for the delay in posting his latest ‘masterpiece’, but Blogmaster K has been a little pre-occupied of late. However, back in harness again and here it is

Horace

Horace is fat,

Horace is smelly,

Horace lies on his back and wiggles his belly,

Horace has wrinkles covering his face,

And leaves large deposits all over the place

Horace has hair like a bristly wig,

Horace, sweet Horace the Vietnamese pig!